Pam, Don't Take My SPAM

Rue/Hagen

PAM (DON'T TAKE MY SPAM) (Rue/Hagen)

You can take my whiskey, you can take my van
My 45's and my 3 speed fan
Cuz I don't care about none of that, but
PAM, DON'T TAKE MY SPAM

You can take my last clean dirty shirt
You can leave me sittin' in a world of hurt
Cuz I don't care about none of that, but
PAM, DON'T TAKE MY SPAM

And if you take my Spam
I'll be less than I am
I can't stand another moment without it
(Poor Boy)
And if you take my Spam
I just will not give a damn
If you think that I am\
Just a crazy, crazy fool without it
(Such a crazy fool!)
"Steeeeeeel guitar…"

Well you know, pretty baby, that I love you so
But I tell ya, pretty baby, if ya got to go,
You can go until you're gone, but you got to know:
Cuz I don't care about none of that, but
PAM, DON'T TAKE MY SPAM
"Crazy tasty!"